Memorable Phone Numbers
We were trying to come up with one of those memorable text phone numbers for our Tinysaur hotline (925) 567-3634.
This isn't one of those.
WALL OPEN EGG (The extra g is superfluous)
If you want to call all the king's horses and all the king's men, this phone number nails it! Herb does carve the occasional ostrich egg, but maybe you don't want to buy one that's broken.
Also, has anyone really considered how a horse would reassemble an egg?